Friday, February 21, 2020

Mike and Daryl at the trade deadline

Mike:  I don't have a contract for next year so fuck it.  I've always wanted to do small ball but worried I'd get fired if it didn't work.  But I'm already pre-fired so fuck it.

Daryl:  Yeah, I'll probably get fired in the quiet months after the season is over because I retweeted that humans like freedom and LeBron James hates me now.  Adam Silver keeps reminding everyone how much money we are losing.  So, fuck it.

Mike: Yeah, fuck it.  Our games aren't even on TV over there anymore.  Can you imagine if we had a chance to get to the finals and everyone in the NBA knew the finals wouldn't be shown in China.  All those refs that work all year to get graded to be in the finals wouldn't even get to be on TV in the NBA's biggest market.  I'm sure they will be totally fair, knowing this.  So, fuck it.  We've got no big, no bench, no refs on our side and the NBA itself hates you.

Daryl:  Yeah, fuck it.  Oh, also all my moves at the deadline have to get us under the cap to make that idiot Fertitta a teensy weensy little bit richer.  You know we are dumping Gerald Green for literally no reason.  The guy who saved people during the floods.  The guy who signed a "no trade" clause because he didn't want to leave here.  That guy, so fuck it.

Mike: Yeah, he was a good player for us but you know he is pretty hurt.

Daryl: Right, but we are never the first choice for veterans.  We are always chasing them trying to get them to come here instead of LA or Miami or whatever.  So, we are chasing a guy with a bad hip or we are chasing a guy who asks himself "how will they treat me when I'm 34."  Well, there is your answer, Gerald Fucking Green.  After all he did for us and Houston we tossed him in for ballast on some crazy deal.  No one is every coming here again voluntarily and I've got nothing left to trade.  So, fuck it.

Mike: Right, Iguodala went to Miami to "win a championship."  Wink, wink.

Daryl: Right, good one.

Mike: Yeah, fuck it.  How about we trade away Clint?  He's 25 and has a reasonable contract.  Let's get somebody cheaper, older and smaller see what happens.  Fuck it.  Russell can't shoot and refuses to learn so he has to have the rim and we are never getting rid of him so, fuck it.

Mike: So, who can we get?

Daryl: Covington.  We had him before but hardly played him and then threw him away.  He's mediocre, maybe above average but he fits.  And he's older and cheaper and smaller than Clint.  So, fuck it.

Daryl:  Oh, I almost forgot I'm also giving our only remaining first round pick for the next thousand years to Denver to grease the rest of this bullshit deal.

Mike: But we compete with them for high spots in the West ...

Daryl: Yeah, but fuck it.  We are under the cap and I won't be here for draft day anyway.

Mike: True.  Me either.

Daryl: Can we win a championship this way?  I have to say that every time somebody talks to me.

Mike: Well, we weren't going to as we were so we gotta do something.  Fuck it.

Daryl: Fuck it.

Mike: Yeah, fuck it.  Let's see what happens.

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